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"It's marzipan pigs."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

The Running of the Brie

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

Thomas Wyatt

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"I'll be glad when his class moves on from the dark ages to the renaissance."

The Death of Venus

Baby names: Henry, Elizabeth

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish