Swedish Furniture Fan T-Shirts

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rep-Tiles.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I miss my water bed.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

"So, what brings you to the Catskills"