Sweden Fan Gifts

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Egyptian Football

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Stop with racism in sport!

"Jim was a model Dad".

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Raging Bull on Ice

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

Beer Waitress

'Must be that new 3D football.'

"Now think on - a good clean fight and no punching on the break."

Football Countdown.

Red Card on the Podium

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Match Fixing in Malaysia

Penguins - one is skating.

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'

Football

To be or not to be?

White Wine on Ice!