Scandinavian Culture Fans Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

Viking Funeral

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

How many norse power is it?

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Nordic but nice"

Knut Sveinsson

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

A Great Dane

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

God Jul

Man discovering a viking in his bed.

Erland Josephson

Viking Hats.