Scandinavian Culture Admirer Gifts

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Edvard Grieg

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Viking Funeral

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Nordic but nice"

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Knut Sveinsson

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

God Jul

Snake with a tarnhelm