Swat Team Members Gifts

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Dogs

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Well, at least we eliminated all the problems we didn't have.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

The hostage rescue team

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Teamwork

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"Before we start the meeting do we have any apologies?"

Meet Mister Printer!

SWAT Police Chase

'Got it!'

SWAT The Press

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

'I need a larger cubicle.'

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."