Swat Team Members Pillows

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Dogs

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Well, at least we eliminated all the problems we didn't have.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

The hostage rescue team

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Teamwork

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"Before we start the meeting do we have any apologies?"

SWAT Police Chase

Meet Mister Printer!

SWAT The Press

'Got it!'

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."