Squat Squad Pillows

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Try thinking about something else."

Dogs

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

The hostage rescue team

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

Dog bath

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Atlas remembers leg day

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

SWAT Police Chase

'GIT!!!'

Dancing with death.

SWAT The Press

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

Remedial SWAT team training.

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

"I remember when I patrolled this street alone, with just my night sticks."

"Oh honey, what a romantic anniversary pres..."

"This is over, Greg! Stop playing 'Smoke On The Water'!"