Swat Member Gifts

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

The hostage rescue team

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Crisis at the health club.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

A swing bin...

SWAT Police Chase

'Got it!'

SWAT The Press

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

Enough said.

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

Remedial SWAT team training.

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

"I believe genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration."

"Yes, echo-location is great, but my night-vision goggle sure help too..."