Swat Team Officer Gifts

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Your resume says you were a waiter...

The hostage rescue team

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

People of Courage

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Teamwork

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Target practice

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

"Before we start the meeting do we have any apologies?"

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

TRUST: "Are you telling me that none of you knows what it means?"

SWAT Police Chase

'Got it!'

SWAT The Press

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

"Uh - Oh, here comes old sourpuss."

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

'There are consequences if someone on the floor doesn't wash their hands.'

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'

Remedial SWAT team training.