Swat Team Member Gifts

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

Remedial SWAT team training.

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

SWAT Police Chase

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"This is over, Greg! Stop playing 'Smoke On The Water'!"

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

'We know that you're in there, McGinty. Come out with your hands raised.'

The standoff escalated, with the suspect threatening to blow himself up.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

The hostage rescue team

SWAT The Press

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

"I remember when I patrolled this street alone, with just my night sticks."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

'Individually we could do nothing. So we formed a committee which determined nothing could be done.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'