Suspenders Aficionado Gifts

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Family Joules: Part 5

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Batman O' War

"Underweird bras."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The Family Joules: Part 3

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Effective Cuban vaccines

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

Superman Going On Vacation.

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

Happy Brithday

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Nineteen

Fearless Frog Part 10

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Damn these super powers!"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 5

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.