Spanner Aficionado Gifts

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Amazing Man-Spider

Satya Nutella

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Shell Fire

Better Not Squash.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Litterary Dogs.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Beam Me Up Spotty

Afraid of change - leave it here.