Spinner Devotee Gifts

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Arts and crafts

Mohamed Salah

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish-losophy

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Cricket ball deliveries

Football Deity.

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

Dreidel Breakdance

Diddly

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'Don't think of it as being overdrawn. Think of it as being under-deposited.'

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

"We're in the wrong spin class."

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

How to handle spin

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

'I've been catching my tail a lot lately.'

'Al Gore won the Nobel Prize for his work on Global Warming...' 'Don't feel bad. If there was a prize for 'spin' you'd win!'

"It's empty!!!"

Twirling Dancer

The Kings of Spin.

"Global warming, Tibet, Darfur, starving children, AIDS, Iraq ... and on top of all this, I’m late for my spinning class!"

"The senator is at the gym doing his favorite aerobics...spinning."