Survivalist Giggler Pillows

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse

Sorry! No water.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Desert crawler following water

Starving explorer.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"