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Sorry! No water.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It was this big. I swear'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Island and man

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

Scare Doe

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.