Surrogate Parent To Bikes Pillows

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'What's founder?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"On your left."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"