Surrogate Parents Pillows

'Neo-extended family'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"You're adopted."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Baby, baby maker

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'