Surrogate Parents Pillows

'Neo-extended family'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Baby, baby maker

"You're adopted."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.