Surrogate Mother Pillows

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"So! When's the big day?"

Having It All

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Six down, three to go!!"

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

"We've found your birth mother."

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Mom's not home. I gave her the day off.'

"It's all good! Even though I've been adopted, my adoptive mother is over protective..."

Surrogate patchwork mom

'Ma'am, your account at the sperm bank is overdrawn.'

Career woman meets Family woman