Adoptive Mother Pillows

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

"Oh, did I mention I was adopted? Hi Mum!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'