Surrogate Parent To Bikes Mugs

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Dogs

'What's founder?'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"On your left."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.