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"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Dreams I have had...

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Picasso Cloud.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

A Grazing Shark

"Meow...."

Flower Painting

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

TV and man

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"Die alone"

A monument gets down from his plinth.