Surrealist Weather Observer Gifts

Surreal Weather

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Captain steering house through flood.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Flower Painting

"Meow...."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

A Grazing Shark

Picasso Cloud.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Muhammad Dali...

TV and man

Dali Clock

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".