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'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

A sure sign of rain

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Captain steering house through flood.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

The Reason for Storms

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

Snow globe

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

The Art of Bantering!

Pop star weather report.

Walken On Clouds

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'