Surprise Date Planner Pillows

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

The Reaper's Arms

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

scrabble love

Tunnel of Like.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Cat at Surprise Party.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."