Surprise Date Planner Gifts

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Funnel of Love

The Reaper's Arms

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

scrabble love

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Tunnel of Like.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Restaurant in the Strand.

Cat at Surprise Party.