Surgical Gagger Gifts

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Snowprov

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Fido and Fifi

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

"I'm in for observation."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Up your end.

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Is it working?"

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"