Surgeon's Apprentice T-Shirts

"Firstly, have you ever had an appendix out before?"

"Hi-yah!"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Education and Apprenticeships

Will work for Food Network.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Builder's School

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'