Surgical Assistant T-Shirts

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Killer Executive Suits.

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Not much money, glory, or praise

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"You know you're getting old when..."

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Penguin suit fitting.