Surgical Assistant Pillows

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Killer Executive Suits.

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Not much money, glory, or praise

In - Out - Pending.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Do you have an appointment?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

InIn by-products.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."