Surgical Team Pillows

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Say, please.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Surgeon

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

Knives sharpened

"Two breast implants coming up!"

'Nurse, I said boil the instruments, not roast them.'

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'