Surgical Team Member Pillows

"He's chief surgeon, and this is a tricky procedure. If he doesn't want any witnesses, he doesn't get any witnesses."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Happy Birthday to you.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Private patients go to Dr Jekyll, NHS to Mr Hyde.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"I thought you said you had delveloped a mask with better filtration than the N95."

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Medical Center.

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

First aid departments

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

'I've discovered you have feet of clay.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm calling gin STICK."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

NHS targets.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."