Surfing Escapades Gifts

'I hate rainy days!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Rock Climber

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Beach snowman.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Lovers scuba diving

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He chases submarines."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Shark with fish lollipops

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Whale Watch Tours.

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Octopuses surf too.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"