Surf Trip Gifts

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I gotta be me!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Surfing koala.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Turtle Hat

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Baby on board.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Wish you were steer!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'