Surf Trip Pillows

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I gotta be me!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Turtle Hat

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Surfing koala.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Shellfie

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Wish you were steer!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"