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'I hate rainy days!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Rock Climber

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Beach snowman.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Lovers scuba diving

"He chases submarines."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Shark with fish lollipops

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Senior citizen surfing.

Whale Watch Tours.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Octopuses surf too.

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'