Supporter Of Learning Gifts

'It's about time teachers had some recognition.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Proud Mum.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Parents teacher conference.

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Congratulations on your PGCE.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Teacher's Workroom.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'