Supporter Of Learning Gifts

'It's about time teachers had some recognition.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

Proud Mum.

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Congratulations on your PGCE.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Teacher's Workroom.

Who'll fill in while your English teacher is on maternity leave? Probably and old-bag substitute. Teach English for a couple of months? I'd love to! Umm, nana? Aren't you too old to go back to teaching? Au contraire! They don't want anyone who could possibly get pregnant. Uh-oh. Age discrimination.

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."