Supernatural Sillies Pillows

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Paranormal A-Z...

The Adventures of God

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"It's just a tree."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Get a tomb!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

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