Supernatural Sillies Gifts

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

Ghost School.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The Adventures of God

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"