Childhood Sillies Gifts

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

A skip full of fools.

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

At the baby oil factory.

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

A cow carrier.