Silliness Enthusiast Gifts

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

Club Antisocial

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Get crazy once in a while

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Peace. Love. Light

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

'What luck!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

At the baby oil factory.

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Working from Om

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."