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Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

Club Antisocial

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Get crazy once in a while

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

A skip full of fools.

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Peace. Love. Light

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

At the baby oil factory.

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

'What luck!'

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Working from Om

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."