Silliness Seeker T-Shirts

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

Penitentiary for the Terminally Silly

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Club Antisocial

Backfire

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

A vampire in a canoe.

Ice fisher.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

I should probably get out more.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Get crazy once in a while

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"