Slippery Silliness Gifts

At the baby oil factory.

Get crazy once in a while

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

A cow carrier.

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

"You sure you've done this before."

'How was your ski trip?'

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

Ski Lift

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

Henry was startled by a sudden tap on the shoulder.

"You're home early!"

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle.

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

A collection of 'barfing' (vomiting) people and animals. End caption reads 'Happy Barfday'

Penitentiary for the Terminally Silly

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

'Your pup runneth over!'

'There's another wet spot over here.'

Think globally, act silly!