Silly Supernatural Fan Pillows

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

Love at First Sight

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Telekinetics on strike...

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"What a way to go."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.