Silly Supernatural Fan Pillows

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

Love at First Sight

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The devil you know and his plus one

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Date Night

Telekinetics on strike...

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"What a way to go."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Haunted museum