Supermarket Touring T-Shirts

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Health food and junk food