Supermarket Touring Gifts

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Bobsleigh practice.