Superfoods T-Shirts

"Forget the nutritious super-foods. We can't afford to live that long."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Friendly bacteria

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"