Superfoods Prints

"Forget the nutritious super-foods. We can't afford to live that long."

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"Not superfoods again!?!!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Supermarket Merge

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

Friendly bacteria

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."