Superbug Slayer Gifts

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Astronaut Selfie.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

Medicine.

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Internet crap.

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Combating Zika

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

'I think I can...'

'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'

'This will kill the spores.'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

Ant Girl

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

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